status smecher si cool mesaje pentru status haioase si cuvinte de status amuzante in engheza pentru facebook

status smecher si cool mesaje pentru status haioase si cuvinte de status amuzante in engheza pentru facebook

Thursday Plantation Acnee(cosuri) facebook

status smecher si cool mesaje pentru status haioase

si cuvinte de status amuzante in engheza pentru facebook

 

 

1.That awkward moment when you have 10 tabs open and you cant figure out which one the music is coming from.

2.Did you know it’s impossible to say “Good Eye Might” without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried

3.You always remember your first Crush. Mine was Orange.

4.“Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.”

5.We met, we talked, we liked, we dated, we committed, i loved, u cheated, we’re done, ur deleted.

6.I am SO PROUD OF MYSELF!!! I just finished a jigsaw puzzle! It only took me 6 months…and the box said 2-4 years! HA! I sure showed THEM!

7.i didn’t fall the floor called me stupid so i tackled it DUH!

8.We breathe air. Trees make air. Homework kills trees, therefore homework kills us.

9.To My Haters: Thank you for all the love you have shown me over the years! You truly are my biggest fans! Love, ME!

10.Today, I am doing my part to conserve energy… I’m going back to bed.

11.I wont ever stab you in the back. I can’t even get the straw in the juice boxes. so at the most i will get you in the shoulder or arm. no biggie!!

12.Like if you’re alive… comment if you’re dead.

13.Dear impossible, Screw you, I just made a campfire under water. Sincerely, Spongebob.

14.How long do I have to lay on the couch in the same position before I can call it “yoga”?

15.“I hope I’m the last guy on earth — I wanna see if all those women were lying to me.”

16.So does Lady Gaga dress up as a normal person on Halloween?

17.‎”True Love is a friendship set on fire.”

18.‎”If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don’t ask him for his three-hole-punch.”

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19.HEALTH MESSAGE:

1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
…4. A tortoise doesn’t run, does nothing ..yet lives for 450 years.

AND YOU TELL ME TO EXERCISE??????

20.A real woman always keeps her house clean & organized, and the laundry basket empty. She’s always well dressed, hair done. She never swears, behaves gracefully in all situations and all circumstances. She has more than enough patience to take care of her family, always has a smile on her lips, and a kind word for everyone. Post this as your status if you, too, have just realized that you might be a man.

 

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