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status de facebook haioase statusuri pentru facebook noi amuzante statusuri funny noi pt facebook in limba engheza

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1.‎”Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.”

2.Seriously, how can it be considered stealing when my neighbor’s WiFi signal was trespassing in MY house? I’m the victim here!!!!!!

3…is wondering if Dora’s parents know that she runs around with a naked monkey who never assists her when she is about to get mugged by a naked talking fox.

4.LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes…..$B+

5.‎”The proper skirt length is at least 2 inches below your cellulite.”

6.Try this..The number of the flight that crashed into the World Trade Center on 9/11 was Q33N. Now write Q33N on Wordpad or Notepad, increase the font size to 72 and change the font to ‘Wingdings’, and be amazed!!

7.LIKE this is you have ever tried to balance the light switch

8.If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail

9.‎”If I was rich, I’d do nothing all day from a much nicer recliner.”

10.Please check out our Facebook Banner sites.

11.Like if you are looking for you new status update.

12.‘Single’ and ‘Taken’ are just titles. Your heart determines your true relationship status.

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13.1: Open Google Maps (directions)
2: Type China as your starting point
3: Type Taiwan as your destination.
4: Read step 48
5: When you stop laughing , put this as your status so others can laugh too
LAMO!!!!

14.Wife:Today is Sunday n I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Husband:why three? Wife :for u and your parents..

15.I just fell off a 20 foot ladder…. luckily I was on the fist step.

16.My girlfriend ran off with my best friend last week and they haven’t came back yet……………i miss him :/

17.If you never thank God after every smile…. Then,why do you blame him for every tear…?

18.Do you believe in love at first sight….. or should I walk by again ?

19.Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error

20.LIKE IF: Throwing your phone in anger… then checking if its still ok.

Like if you are looking for you new status update.

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